Friday, January 25, 2013

Eric Weiner's "The Geography of Bliss"



I found "The Geography of Bliss: One Grumps Search for the Happiest Places in the World" on the Uncollege reading list (I'm slowly getting through their list). I thought the premise was interesting, a man travelling the world to find the places who's inhabitants are happiest, and what makes them so cheery. But aside from having an intrigueing plot, it's a surprisingly entertaining read. 

Eric Weiner is a correspondant for NPR and a self-proclaimed curmudgeon. When he sets out on his quest to find the happiest places on Earth, he first starts in Amsterdam, where he visits the World Database of Happiness - yes, that's a real thing. While in Amsterdam, he lives as the Amsterdammies? live, smoking hash and spending his days chugging coffee at cafes. He doesn't indulge in Amsterdam's legal prostitution, because he explains, he doesn't think his wife would approve, even if it was for research purposes. At the WDoH, he procurs a list of the world's countries, arranged by happiness level, and sets off.

In his travels, he visits a half dozen or so countries, those that are reported to be happiest, least happiest and some that rank in the middle, and at each stop, he lives like the people do. He tries rotten shark meat in Iceland, he stays in an ashram in India, he buys rounds for strangers at a pub in Britain. And at each stop, he talks to the locals about their happiness. 

He explores the contridictions between places are happy for certain reasons, like a good economy (Switzerland) and places which are happy for opposite reasons (India). He talks to experts on the human condition, and quotes philosophers, all interspersed with his own amusing observations. In the end, he finds that there is no one thing that makes us happy (though there are certainly things that statistically can help) and that paradise is only paradise if it's a temporary stop. 

If you find yourself in need off a little perspective, The Geography of Bliss is probably for you.



Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Isaac Marion's "Warm Bodies"



Last week my sister and I took a road trip to go shopping. She needed a bathing suit for her trip to Mexico this weekend, and I had a Barnes & Noble giftcard from Christmas burning a hole in my pocket. Unfortunately, I walked into Barnes & Noble with no idea what book I wanted. I wandered around a little, waiting for something to jump out at me, but nothing really did. I passed endless tables of romance books, but I'm fairly anti-V-day, so for the most part I ignored them. I wasn't in the mood for non-fiction (as I'm still currently reading "The Geography of Bliss") so I stopped at the "Popular in Fiction" table. There was a Chuck Palahniuk book that I hadn't read yet, an Anne Rice erotic Sleeping Beauty story, a couple others that didn't interest me at all, and this one - "Warm Bodies" by Isaac Marion.

Normally, I wouldn't have even picked it up,since Im not big into the whole zombie thing - though I do love Zombieland and The Walking Dead - but my sister asked if I'd read it. I had never even heard of it or seen the movie trailer, since that's apparently how she knew about it, so I asked what it was about. She said simply, "It's a zombie romance." Let that sink in... a zombie romance. As in necrophilia with flowers. Gross... but intrigueing. I figured that since it was really down to either her suggestion (she asked if she could borrow it when I was done) or "50 Shades of Grey", I decided to give it a shot. It's short. Worse case scenario, if I didn't like it, it would be over quickly.

Well, I need not have feared not liking it. "Warm Bodies" is GREAT. Isaac Marion is an amazing storyteller, and the book manages to be both gruesome and poetic. The protagonist, "R" is a zombie who, upon meeting (and kidnapping) a living girl, Julie, realizes that he wants more out of his eternal existance than the blank day-to-day shuffling about and eating of brains that comprises the zombie lifestyle. Once he realizes that he wants more, he starts to change, to become little by little, less undead. 

In one of my favorite passages from the book, "R" is trying to explain to Julie - as you know, zombie diction isn't the best - what life as the undead is like. Even though he talks at a two year-old level, his inner monologues are always beautiful. In this particular instance, he thinks "How to explain it to her in words? The slow death of Quixote. The abandoning of quests, the surrendering of desires, the settling down and settling in that is the inevitable fate of Death." The whole book is is like that. Poetry without pretense. I just loved it. 

The story is clever, though borderline cheesy at times, but the writing is where it really shines. It's a brilliant look at the human condition through the eyes of a civilization that has thrown it all away. I'm looking forward to reading Isaac Marion's other two books, but this is a masterful debut novel.



Monday, January 14, 2013

R.L. Stine's "Temptation"



There's a reason behind the old addage "Never judge a book by its cover", and this is it. The cover - awesome. The contents - what's the opposite of awesome? not awesome... 

To say that R.L. Stine's "Temptation" was a letdown is putting it mildly. Of course, this may be my own fault. I may have romanticized R.L. Stine to be better than he was. Afterall, I haven't read a book of his since I was probably thirteen. I didn't even know he was still alive.

When I was a kid, I remember thinking that "99 Fear Street: The House of Evil" was the scariest book of all-time. (Prior to that, it had been "Wait Till Helen Comes"). So, when I was doing a little Santa shopping, looking for books for myself, and I came across "Temptation", I thought, "R.L. Stine + Vampire romance?? It's like they reached into my head and made the perfect book!" (Please don't let that last comment effect your opinion of my taste. I am who I am.)  Boy was I wrong. During the reading of this book, I found myself referring to it multiple times as "the worst book ever." You'd think I'd just stop reading it, but nope. I'm a glutton for punishment.

To add to the deception that was the pretty sweet cover, there was a sticker that said "It's a mixture of (something) and The Vampire Diaries." (I didn't really read that first part. I saw "The Vampire Diaries" and yanked that business off the shelf.) Let me be perfectly clear, it is NOTHING like the Vampire Diaries. Maybe if the Vampire Diaries were written by a twelve year-old in a middle school creative writing class.

So, what's it even about? The book is comprised of two stories, both of which take place in Sandy Hallow, a touristy beach community, conveniently located by a small island which is home to bats and vampires. In the first story, a group of teens from Fear Street visit Sandy Hollow on summer vacation and fall victim to two evil vampires who have made a bet to see who can be the first to turn one of the teens into a new vampire.

The second is about a group of teenage boys returning to Sandy Hallow for summer vacation. One of the boys is there to hunt the vampires, but ends up spending most of his summer trying to convince his two friends that vampires exist and that the girls they are dating are evil blood-sucking fiends. Oh yeah, these girls ALSO have a bet to see who can be the first to make a new vampire.

The formula for the book is pretty simple. Group of teens + making out + vampire bites + stupid bets = best-selling book. It actually sounds like classic R.L. Stine, so like I said, falling for it is my own fault. It should have been a red flag from the very beginning.









Cassandra Clare's "The Mortal Instruments" Series


I know that I haven't updated in a couple weeks, but it's because I wanted to knock out this whole series before I reviewed it. I had previously reviewed Cassandra Clare's "Clockwork Angel", which is the first book in her prequel series "The Infernal Devices" and I really liked it. While I didn't think that The Mortal Instruments was quite as good, mostly because I preferred the ID characters, it's a very entertaining series.

The heroes of this series are Clary and Jace. Clary is your average sixteen year-old girl, growing up in Brooklyn with her overbearing mom, her substitute father figure, Luke (who reminds me of Luke from Gilmore Girls, plaid shirt and all) and her best friend, the awkward and nerdy Simon. At least she thinks she's the average teen until her life takes a head-on collision with Jace, a handsome and arrogant Shadow Hunter, a secret class of warriors who, hidden from mortal eyes, protect the world from demons. Clary shouldn't even be able to SEE shadow hunters, so the fact that she can proves that she isn't so ordinary afterall, and as it turns out, neither are the other people in her life. While Clary proves to be not-your-ordinary human girl, Jace also proves to be not-your-ordinary shadow hunter, and both characters are lead on long journey to battle the forces of evil and find out who they really are.

While Clary and Jace are both likable characters, the real appeal lies in their fellow characters, "people" like the paternal to everyone, father to none Luke, the feisty and self-assured shadow hunter Isabelle, the forever loyal BFF Simon and the flamboyantly gay warlock, Magnus (who you'll recognize if you've read the Infernal Devices.

The one thing that I didn't care for in the series was that the last book, City of Fallen Angels, ended in a cliffhanger. Of course, I assume this to mean that the series isn't finished, but when I finish a boxset, I like all of my endings to be tied up nice and neat. I'm highly impatient with cliffhangers, and now I'm left thinking "I need to know!!!" Other than that, the series is good. Perhaps not the best fantasy series ever, but definitely worth the read, especially if you plan to see the movies, the first of which, "City of Bones", comes out in March, I believe. To its credit, I can't think of another series that has vampires, werewolves, warlocks, demons, angels, fairies... If it had a dragon, it would have everything.

Speaking of the movies, I had no interest in seeing them, because I felt like it's the kind of story that is preset for a horrible film adaptation... until I saw the casting. Aidan Turner as Luke Garroway?? Yes, PLEASE! As for the rest of the cast, they're all pretty much exactly what I pictured for the characters (or in the case of some, what the cover of the book lead me to believe they would look like). Maybe the movies won't be so bad afterall.








Tuesday, December 18, 2012

J.T. Geissinger's "Shadow's Edge"



I'm not sure how I came upon this book, maybe from one of those "Top Fantasy/Sc-fi Books" lists, but I'm glad I did. In the world of paranormal fiction, The Night Prowler series has the potential to be one of the best. Admittedly, I'm basing this opinion soley off of the first book "Shadow's Edge", but that's how good I thought it was. 

So, what makes it so great? Simply stated, it's beautifully written. Every aspect of the book is wonderfully descriptive without being tedious. The characters are approachable and believable. But most of all, the premise of the story is fairly unique, especially in a genre filled to the rafters with vampires, werewolves and witches. 

The Night Prowler series is about a hidden race of ancient creatures, the Ikati, "people" with magical powers and the ability to shapeshift into panthers. They live in secluded communities and keep to themselves, following a strict Ikati Law to keep their kind protected. 

The main character, Jenna, is not aware that she is the daughter of a renegade Ikati leader, or that his former Ikati tribe has been keeping tabs on her. All she knows is that she is different, that is until the current Alpha, a tall, dark and handsome Englishman named Leander shows up with two other members looking for her. Jenna must return to their tribe with them to get the answers to who, what and just how powerful she is.

The book is engaging, vivid and just to reiterate - the hero is a sexy Englishman named Leander. Need I say more? Of course there's a romance, and sex scenes aplenty, but they have the added bonus of being laced with the panther's primal urges. I can't wait to start the next book in the series, "Edge of Oblivion".

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

H.P. Mallory's "Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble"



May I start by saying that I LOVE that "Paranormal Romance" is an actual genre now? It cracks me up, and man do I love my paranormal romances. I would definitely say that they are my literary guilty pleasure.

This series, "The Jolie Wilkins Series", was recommended to me by a fellow PR lover, and upon the first couple of pages, I had my doubts.

Jolie Wilkins is a 28 year-old psychic in LA, who doesn't date and is perfectly content with her life, running her psychic business with her best friend, Christa and spending her evenings at home with her cat.

Then, one day, a Adonis-esque stud of a guy enters her shop, tells her his name is Rand and that he's a warlock and her life is never the same. Jolie finds out that not only is she a witch, but after taking a job offer from Rand, she learns that she has the unheard-of ability to bring back the dead, a power which makes her a prized trophy in the brewing war between the Underworlders. 

Once thrown into the world of the creatures of the night, Jolie must learn her craft while fending off the advances of every hot magical being that she comes into contact with, including not only her new employer, but a Master vampire, a werewolf that she brings back from the dead, a ghost and the King of the Fairies. 

Despite my initial doubts, "Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble" is sexy, quirky, fun and a very entertaining read. Get a hot cup of cocoa and curl up, because it's a perfect read for a lazy day in.

Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice"



This is one review that I am particularly happy to write. No, not because it's one of my favorite books, but because I was finally able to remove "Pride and Prejudice" from my "To Read" list. Since my high school days, roughly 12 years ago, I have attempted to make it though this book 5 or 6 times, and have never made it more than 10% in. I just can't read Jane Austen. It's nothing personal against her, really. I'm not a huge fan of Brit Lit, but she does seem to catch my attention less than most.

So why continue on this quest to read it? Well, honestly, I was just determined to figure out this world-wide obsession with Mr. Darcy.

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All I remembered of Mr. Darcy was that he was an arrogant prick who didn't seem any different than the British guy that I recently dated, who has now soured me on all Brits. So the quest began to read Pride and Prejudice all the way through.

If you aren't familiar with the plot line, the story is about a middle-class family, The Bennets, which is comprised of Mr. and Mrs. Bennet and their 5 daughters, Jane, Elizabeth, Mary, Catherine and Lydia. Mrs. Bennet's sole goal in life is to marry her daughters off to affluent gentleman, and the she goes about this task with obnoxious zeal, much to the occasional embarassment of her two eldest daughters. 

Jane is the first Bennet daughter to make a "catch", in the form of Mr. Bingley, a rich, handsome and attractive man who has just moved to town. With him, he brings his close friend, Mr. Darcy, who just as I remembered is a wealthy, yet arrogant, stuck-up and extremely unpleasant person, who much to his own  chagrine finds himself falling for the lower-class-than-himself, Lizzy Bennet. 

The story then follows his attempts at both avoiding and pursueing the extemely independent, vivacious and opinionated Lizzy, as well as lightly following along with the relationships of the other Bennet girls. 

I will say that once I got about a quarter into the story, it started to pick up for me, and by the middle, I actually found it interesting enough to breeze through. However, by the end, I still didn't understand the Darcy-mania. Yes, he's a bit more humble and kind, but that's all the credit I'll give him.

I think I'd like to a see a modern-day film adaptation of the story, because it definitely lends itself to a "Mean Girls" type film, and it would actually be pretty funny.