Friday, January 25, 2013

Eric Weiner's "The Geography of Bliss"



I found "The Geography of Bliss: One Grumps Search for the Happiest Places in the World" on the Uncollege reading list (I'm slowly getting through their list). I thought the premise was interesting, a man travelling the world to find the places who's inhabitants are happiest, and what makes them so cheery. But aside from having an intrigueing plot, it's a surprisingly entertaining read. 

Eric Weiner is a correspondant for NPR and a self-proclaimed curmudgeon. When he sets out on his quest to find the happiest places on Earth, he first starts in Amsterdam, where he visits the World Database of Happiness - yes, that's a real thing. While in Amsterdam, he lives as the Amsterdammies? live, smoking hash and spending his days chugging coffee at cafes. He doesn't indulge in Amsterdam's legal prostitution, because he explains, he doesn't think his wife would approve, even if it was for research purposes. At the WDoH, he procurs a list of the world's countries, arranged by happiness level, and sets off.

In his travels, he visits a half dozen or so countries, those that are reported to be happiest, least happiest and some that rank in the middle, and at each stop, he lives like the people do. He tries rotten shark meat in Iceland, he stays in an ashram in India, he buys rounds for strangers at a pub in Britain. And at each stop, he talks to the locals about their happiness. 

He explores the contridictions between places are happy for certain reasons, like a good economy (Switzerland) and places which are happy for opposite reasons (India). He talks to experts on the human condition, and quotes philosophers, all interspersed with his own amusing observations. In the end, he finds that there is no one thing that makes us happy (though there are certainly things that statistically can help) and that paradise is only paradise if it's a temporary stop. 

If you find yourself in need off a little perspective, The Geography of Bliss is probably for you.



Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Isaac Marion's "Warm Bodies"



Last week my sister and I took a road trip to go shopping. She needed a bathing suit for her trip to Mexico this weekend, and I had a Barnes & Noble giftcard from Christmas burning a hole in my pocket. Unfortunately, I walked into Barnes & Noble with no idea what book I wanted. I wandered around a little, waiting for something to jump out at me, but nothing really did. I passed endless tables of romance books, but I'm fairly anti-V-day, so for the most part I ignored them. I wasn't in the mood for non-fiction (as I'm still currently reading "The Geography of Bliss") so I stopped at the "Popular in Fiction" table. There was a Chuck Palahniuk book that I hadn't read yet, an Anne Rice erotic Sleeping Beauty story, a couple others that didn't interest me at all, and this one - "Warm Bodies" by Isaac Marion.

Normally, I wouldn't have even picked it up,since Im not big into the whole zombie thing - though I do love Zombieland and The Walking Dead - but my sister asked if I'd read it. I had never even heard of it or seen the movie trailer, since that's apparently how she knew about it, so I asked what it was about. She said simply, "It's a zombie romance." Let that sink in... a zombie romance. As in necrophilia with flowers. Gross... but intrigueing. I figured that since it was really down to either her suggestion (she asked if she could borrow it when I was done) or "50 Shades of Grey", I decided to give it a shot. It's short. Worse case scenario, if I didn't like it, it would be over quickly.

Well, I need not have feared not liking it. "Warm Bodies" is GREAT. Isaac Marion is an amazing storyteller, and the book manages to be both gruesome and poetic. The protagonist, "R" is a zombie who, upon meeting (and kidnapping) a living girl, Julie, realizes that he wants more out of his eternal existance than the blank day-to-day shuffling about and eating of brains that comprises the zombie lifestyle. Once he realizes that he wants more, he starts to change, to become little by little, less undead. 

In one of my favorite passages from the book, "R" is trying to explain to Julie - as you know, zombie diction isn't the best - what life as the undead is like. Even though he talks at a two year-old level, his inner monologues are always beautiful. In this particular instance, he thinks "How to explain it to her in words? The slow death of Quixote. The abandoning of quests, the surrendering of desires, the settling down and settling in that is the inevitable fate of Death." The whole book is is like that. Poetry without pretense. I just loved it. 

The story is clever, though borderline cheesy at times, but the writing is where it really shines. It's a brilliant look at the human condition through the eyes of a civilization that has thrown it all away. I'm looking forward to reading Isaac Marion's other two books, but this is a masterful debut novel.



Monday, January 14, 2013

R.L. Stine's "Temptation"



There's a reason behind the old addage "Never judge a book by its cover", and this is it. The cover - awesome. The contents - what's the opposite of awesome? not awesome... 

To say that R.L. Stine's "Temptation" was a letdown is putting it mildly. Of course, this may be my own fault. I may have romanticized R.L. Stine to be better than he was. Afterall, I haven't read a book of his since I was probably thirteen. I didn't even know he was still alive.

When I was a kid, I remember thinking that "99 Fear Street: The House of Evil" was the scariest book of all-time. (Prior to that, it had been "Wait Till Helen Comes"). So, when I was doing a little Santa shopping, looking for books for myself, and I came across "Temptation", I thought, "R.L. Stine + Vampire romance?? It's like they reached into my head and made the perfect book!" (Please don't let that last comment effect your opinion of my taste. I am who I am.)  Boy was I wrong. During the reading of this book, I found myself referring to it multiple times as "the worst book ever." You'd think I'd just stop reading it, but nope. I'm a glutton for punishment.

To add to the deception that was the pretty sweet cover, there was a sticker that said "It's a mixture of (something) and The Vampire Diaries." (I didn't really read that first part. I saw "The Vampire Diaries" and yanked that business off the shelf.) Let me be perfectly clear, it is NOTHING like the Vampire Diaries. Maybe if the Vampire Diaries were written by a twelve year-old in a middle school creative writing class.

So, what's it even about? The book is comprised of two stories, both of which take place in Sandy Hallow, a touristy beach community, conveniently located by a small island which is home to bats and vampires. In the first story, a group of teens from Fear Street visit Sandy Hollow on summer vacation and fall victim to two evil vampires who have made a bet to see who can be the first to turn one of the teens into a new vampire.

The second is about a group of teenage boys returning to Sandy Hallow for summer vacation. One of the boys is there to hunt the vampires, but ends up spending most of his summer trying to convince his two friends that vampires exist and that the girls they are dating are evil blood-sucking fiends. Oh yeah, these girls ALSO have a bet to see who can be the first to make a new vampire.

The formula for the book is pretty simple. Group of teens + making out + vampire bites + stupid bets = best-selling book. It actually sounds like classic R.L. Stine, so like I said, falling for it is my own fault. It should have been a red flag from the very beginning.









Cassandra Clare's "The Mortal Instruments" Series


I know that I haven't updated in a couple weeks, but it's because I wanted to knock out this whole series before I reviewed it. I had previously reviewed Cassandra Clare's "Clockwork Angel", which is the first book in her prequel series "The Infernal Devices" and I really liked it. While I didn't think that The Mortal Instruments was quite as good, mostly because I preferred the ID characters, it's a very entertaining series.

The heroes of this series are Clary and Jace. Clary is your average sixteen year-old girl, growing up in Brooklyn with her overbearing mom, her substitute father figure, Luke (who reminds me of Luke from Gilmore Girls, plaid shirt and all) and her best friend, the awkward and nerdy Simon. At least she thinks she's the average teen until her life takes a head-on collision with Jace, a handsome and arrogant Shadow Hunter, a secret class of warriors who, hidden from mortal eyes, protect the world from demons. Clary shouldn't even be able to SEE shadow hunters, so the fact that she can proves that she isn't so ordinary afterall, and as it turns out, neither are the other people in her life. While Clary proves to be not-your-ordinary human girl, Jace also proves to be not-your-ordinary shadow hunter, and both characters are lead on long journey to battle the forces of evil and find out who they really are.

While Clary and Jace are both likable characters, the real appeal lies in their fellow characters, "people" like the paternal to everyone, father to none Luke, the feisty and self-assured shadow hunter Isabelle, the forever loyal BFF Simon and the flamboyantly gay warlock, Magnus (who you'll recognize if you've read the Infernal Devices.

The one thing that I didn't care for in the series was that the last book, City of Fallen Angels, ended in a cliffhanger. Of course, I assume this to mean that the series isn't finished, but when I finish a boxset, I like all of my endings to be tied up nice and neat. I'm highly impatient with cliffhangers, and now I'm left thinking "I need to know!!!" Other than that, the series is good. Perhaps not the best fantasy series ever, but definitely worth the read, especially if you plan to see the movies, the first of which, "City of Bones", comes out in March, I believe. To its credit, I can't think of another series that has vampires, werewolves, warlocks, demons, angels, fairies... If it had a dragon, it would have everything.

Speaking of the movies, I had no interest in seeing them, because I felt like it's the kind of story that is preset for a horrible film adaptation... until I saw the casting. Aidan Turner as Luke Garroway?? Yes, PLEASE! As for the rest of the cast, they're all pretty much exactly what I pictured for the characters (or in the case of some, what the cover of the book lead me to believe they would look like). Maybe the movies won't be so bad afterall.